Left, Right...Left, Right.. (A Mandolin Method)

        I once knew a golfer who had a standard reply if he'd had a bad day.

        "How'd you play?"

        "Army golf. You know, left right, left right."

         It had two meanings. One was the obvious: he'd hit one shot left and the next one right. The other was more subtle: On that day he'd been unable to co-ordinate right and left brain activity.